"Gwamma, are you teaching me BAD things?"
"WHAT?" I said.
He rolled his eyes and looked at me. I explained to him that I would never teach him BAD things....that it was actually a special treat to have Gwamma pamper him. Nothing like being called to task by a 3 year old!!!
(And, yes, I did indeed explain that this was only done at our house, that he was never to do it himself )....boyohboyohboy!