Me: "I'm 12."
Me: " No, I'm really not 12. How old do you think I am?"
Me: "uh, no way!"
Patrick: "Are you bigger than my daddy?"
Me: " You mean older than daddy? Yes, I am. I'm actually_____.
Patrick: with a look of surprise….."That's a LOT of years, Grandma."
Make my day, Patrick.
Moral of the story: If you don't want to know the truth, don't ask a 5 year old the question.